My Headshot
I've been invited to Emcee The "Payne County Distinguished Young Women Pageant" and they wanted a 150 word Bio and Headshot.  If you've never had to write a bio about yourself, it is a little difficult, but this is what I came up with: 

Andrew Youso is an entertainer, vintage pinball collector, and Radio DJ. He can be heard weekdays from 3-6 PM on 89.7 The House FM, and mornings 6:30-10 AM on 88.7 My Praise FM. He is married with a 4 year old son, (who, at this point, he can still beat in video games) and a Basset Hound / Terrier mix dog who is named after a former president. He has also done radio stints in Sioux Falls, South Dakota and Minneapolis, Minnesota where he got his B.S. in Radio Broadcasting and Bible (and got a wife). In his spare time, he helps out friends and family with fixing their computer problems by running their antivirus program correctly and plays basketball at the YMCA.


Brent, who is never afraid to one-up me in anything, suggested this "better" bio:

Andy Youso is a beast. No one knows exactly where he came from, but it's a safe bet that he's not from around here. Andy enjoys sweaters, the Internet, technology, and string cheese loose in bag. You'd be hard-pressed to find a man hairier than Youso. There's a good chance that Andy's dog is an alien. Andy is 1/4 robot. When he's bored, he often stares straight into the sun for hours on end.

Which one do you think I should use? 


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4 Responses so far.

  1. McCoy says:

    You should use the second one...no question. That was apparently written by some sort of literary genius...

  2. Jenn says:

    Wow. That's a hard choice.

  3. Jenifer says:

    It depends. Do you want to be laughed WITH or stared AT?

  4. Keld says:

    haha i would say use the second one... just leave out the hairy part ;)