Put this on your list:

Please note the various positions Ira can hold his cell phone, along with looking at his watch and a briefcase all at once! clearly he has more important things than pose for a calendar but we appreciate his taking a moment to make me laugh.

Nice Jewish Guys

I can't recommend this to anyone, but it is still funny to look at:

Years later, that child will need therapy, and the royalties from this calendar will probably go to that, so I suppose we better support him:

Anne Geddes calendar

This last calendar, would actually be great for my desk when I need a quick break to peg Shaun Michaels in the head with something:

Paper Airplane Fold-A-Day 2009 Desk Calendar