All hail our new dollar menu smackdown overlord. McChicken, we tremble in fear of your spiciness. The best we can do is ask for extra mayo to combat your taste explosion. Alas, our efforts may be in vain as you may become self-aware at any time and start serving McHumans to your counterparts and superiors.

and now, a haiku about the winner:

McChicken you have
won the hearts of many - may
your reign be tasty.