Ok so this guy in the UK loses part of his finger. So he decides to get a prosthetic one. He's also a computer programmer, so he decides to put a USB drive IN THE FINGER!

and since I know you were wondering "how does that go in the computer?"

If you had a mental image of this guy, your guesses are confirmed. He apparently does not shower in order to protect his new finger:

This may be a new trend. I know my fingers have zero memory in them. it is time for an upgrade.