The Government has been planning on having "Secret Shoppers" call doctors offices to pose as patients and request appointments to see how difficult it is for people to get care when they need it.  We were wondering how in the world they would do that without giving away the fact that it was from the government, so we filed a "Freedom of Information Act" request, and they sent us these phone recordings of the secret shoppers contacting one particular doctor's office.

Call 1: It sounds like this caller's "ailment" got the best of him
Call 2: Al Gore calls in about his "fever" - and some angry polar bears
Call 3: It looks like they recruited an old-timey gold prospector to call on this one
Call 4: She really doesn't want to give out her name