Google is monitoring our searches for flu-related terms, thinking that they can predict where outbreaks will occur. So far, so good for us:

go HERE to check out personalized information for your state.

I am planning on trying to mess with their results by making up diseases. Some ideas:

  • Muffin hands (pretty self explanatory)
  • Benjamin Button syndrome (where people age in reverse)
  • Attention Surplus Disorder (opposite of ADD, you pay too much attention)
  • Carformerphobia (the fear of getting into your car because it may crush you when it transforms into its alter-ego)
  • Brent McCoyitis (when you can't stop saying "Brent Mccoy here with you on your Monday (or whatever day it is))