Google is monitoring our searches for flu-related terms, thinking that they can predict where outbreaks will occur. So far, so good for us:
go HERE to check out personalized information for your state.
I am planning on trying to mess with their results by making up diseases. Some ideas:
- Muffin hands (pretty self explanatory)
- Benjamin Button syndrome (where people age in reverse)
- Attention Surplus Disorder (opposite of ADD, you pay too much attention)
- Carformerphobia (the fear of getting into your car because it may crush you when it transforms into its alter-ego)
- Brent McCoyitis (when you can't stop saying "Brent Mccoy here with you on your Monday (or whatever day it is))
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