Just for fun, I tried to go through the process of cancelling my facebook account.  I got to the cancellation page and check out what facebook does:

It pulls a huge guilt trip on me!  It's like that bad relationship you have, where you are with the person all the time and it takes a toll on everything else, then when you go to say it's over they tell you,

"but my friends will miss you!   And I'll miss you!  And if you think we spend too much time, know that you can control the number of texts you receive from me!  And before you break up with me, please explain further why we can't be together anymore."

Yikes.  I was just messing around about cancelling Facebook, but maybe it is time to quit cold turkey.  And Facebook, just so you know, It's not me, it's you.